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[November 22, 2017] 23 – Heretic vs Whoompthereitis

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[November 22, 2017] 23 – Heretic vs Whoompthereitis

Move over maple syrup, Canada’s got a new top export that’s sweet and stick – Whoompthereitis.

Watch this super hot fire matchup between the head of For MCs by MCs and Smoked Out’s own dope-slangin’ flamingo.

Comment as if you are a Nigerian prince trying to find a North American backer to confuse the spammers.

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Edmonton Says “Go Fuck Yourself”

Billy Shakes here. Go Fuck Yourself was a blast. I somehow have signed up to edit the footage so I’ll be able to do some battle breakdowns as they’re released, but in the meantime here’s some quick deetz on the event:

Battle of the Night: Nekkbone vs Bannock Kardinal

The 2 on 2 was a close contender for battle of the night but it went kinda flaccid in the 3rd.

Nekkbone has ridiculous charisma and crowd control. He’s fucking huge, he’s loud, and the crowd kept breaking into chants of “NEKKBONE… NEKKBONE… NEKKBONE”. Though Nekkbone hadn’t battled in for-fucking-ever, he looked totally comfortable against Bannock. Bannock, meanwhile, had a super tight performance in a 2 on 2 to kick the night off, and was on point again with Nekkbone...

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Livestream

What up! You’re probably here looking for the Livestream of Go Fuck Yourself, happening in Edmonton tonight.
This is the right place to be tuned in – we’ll be going live at 8:45 PM right here.
Hit refresh on the page right around then to see the feed. The first battle will be at 9 PM so… roll one up, get some snacks, mix yourself a drink and get ready.

 

Meanwhile, can I suggest you check out the Vokab vs Swamptiger match, just below this one? It’s a good time.

 

OH SHIT WE  DIDN’T EVEN MENTION

There’s a text number you can text

and the message will pop up on the live feed

so tell people how you feel

or troll rappers

or whatever

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[November 16, 2017] 23 – Swamptiger vs Vokab

This is without a doubt the best battle to drop in any league on November 16 in any year, ever.

 

Trust us, we checked.

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[November 8, 2017] One in the Chamber – Shakes vs Lil Cory

Grow House is where we let new rappers try out. In this one rounder from Nanaimo-

 

FUCK IT I CAN’T EVEN DO THIS. SOMEONE TELL THIS LITTLE BASTARD TO CHANGE HIS NAME FROM SHAKES RIGHT NOW OR HE’LL GO FROM THE GREENHOUSE TO THE CRAWL SPACE LIKE JESUS DON’T PEOPLE EVEN GOOGLE BATTLERS BEFORE THEY PICK THEIR NAME? OBVIOUSLY NOT THE MOTHERFUCKER USED THE WORD SHOOKEN AND IF HE HAD DONE ANY GOOGLING AT ALL IT WOULD HAVE SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN RIGHT THERE.

 

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[November 9] 23 – Lucent vs Joey Malice (1 Round)

In this edition of “Smoked Out: Bellingham”, a Spanish man is likened to Diego the Explorer and a chubby man is encouraged to go eat urinal cakes.

Like, subscribe, and leave super thirsty comments about any attractive women in the crowd because apparently that’s what rap fans do on battle videos.

 

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Buy Tickets Online: Go F**k Yourself

Buy  online tickets to the event in Edmonton on November 18th.

Hell, even if you can’t come to the show buy some online tickets – it helps pay for video editing so we can hire ridiculously talented directors to cut the footage.
We’ll also be live-streaming the event on our Facebook group. If you aren’t already a member, join up… it’s bananas.

 

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[November 5] Civil War III – Travis Omen & Danny Epic vs Craig Maben & TK

Epic and Omen have been battling as a duo since before La Sparka had a beard.
TK and Craig Maben are up-and-coming cats from the hat.

See old school clash with new school and also there’s at least one stupid mustache.

 

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[November 2] – 23 – Starr vs Bishop

In this battle a rapper treks all the way from Colorado to Bellingham to get this Smoke.

 

Mike’s hair looks really nice in this one, too. Like/comment/share!

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