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[October 24, 2017] 23 – Stuey Newton vs Drako

Monthly Archives October 2017

[October 24, 2017] 23 – Stuey Newton vs Drako

I don’t know guys, it just seems unbelievable when Americans talk about having guns. Either way check out this crispy one round from Smoked Out Battles Washington chapter.

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Happy Anniversary, Champ!

It’s been one year since DP the Mercenary won the title. Congrats, Champ! You’re the frickin’ best.

google search Surrey DP for awful results

Heavy is the head that wears the crown! Here’s a picture of DP before winning the title just a year ago:

Now travel back in time with us to DP the Mercenary vs Stevie P to see the title match that started this sweet sweet year (spoiler: DP wins)

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Cope: With It in Toronto!

We’re all super pumped that Copasetic is representin’ on Smoked Out on World Domination 7. He’s gonna be the one to put Smoked Out on the map for real.

I mean… he is repping Smoked Out, right? Right? Cope?

Well here’s his latest drop on GZ Battles against BVB spielberg predator Jaws. Shout outs to Copasetic’s mom for selling King of the Dot socks and also for not punching Jaws in his namesake mid round.

Leave a comment about how attractive and funny all the staff at Smoked Out Battles are on the comments so we drive a bunch more traffic over to our channel alright?


Special shout outs to our very own Sleepy-P who got mentioned in the Caustic / Arcane grudge match. I’m sure they said something nice about him.

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[October 20, 2017] One in the Chamber – MPH vs Stabby Organs

FRESH FROM THE GROW HOUSE: In this one-rounder from Nanaimo, a man in a captain’s hat describes himself as a mythical beast and talks about putting cream cheese in his opponent’s anus, while his opponent describes himself as a magician and talks about pulling a rabbit out of his opponent’s anus.
If this isn’t battle rap, I don’t know what is.


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[Oct 18, 2017] New Wave III – Kropp Hopper vs Juan Ramirez

For Krophopper’s birthday, he was told he could get juan wish. Juan chance.

Would you take it?

Watch this battle just for the hard af battlers singing happy birthday off key. Candles getting Smoked Out. Brrrap.

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[Oct 15, 2017] New Wave III – Johnny Knoxx vs Ezaze

Latest drop. Team Scotia’s Ezaze rode a Greyhound across the goddamn country to yell rude shit at The Man With Sliced Brow, Johnny Knoxx.

Please trash talk in the YouTube comments, it’s the only way anyone will take us serious as a battle league.



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Site is up!

Oh would you look at that, suddenly a website has appeared!

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