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[November 16, 2017] 23 – Swamptiger vs Vokab

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[November 16, 2017] 23 – Swamptiger vs Vokab

This is without a doubt the best battle to drop in any league on November 16 in any year, ever.

 

Trust us, we checked.

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[November 8, 2017] One in the Chamber – Shakes vs Lil Cory

Grow House is where we let new rappers try out. In this one rounder from Nanaimo-

 

FUCK IT I CAN’T EVEN DO THIS. SOMEONE TELL THIS LITTLE BASTARD TO CHANGE HIS NAME FROM SHAKES RIGHT NOW OR HE’LL GO FROM THE GREENHOUSE TO THE CRAWL SPACE LIKE JESUS DON’T PEOPLE EVEN GOOGLE BATTLERS BEFORE THEY PICK THEIR NAME? OBVIOUSLY NOT THE MOTHERFUCKER USED THE WORD SHOOKEN AND IF HE HAD DONE ANY GOOGLING AT ALL IT WOULD HAVE SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN RIGHT THERE.

 

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[November 9] 23 – Lucent vs Joey Malice (1 Round)

In this edition of “Smoked Out: Bellingham”, a Spanish man is likened to Diego the Explorer and a chubby man is encouraged to go eat urinal cakes.

Like, subscribe, and leave super thirsty comments about any attractive women in the crowd because apparently that’s what rap fans do on battle videos.

 

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Buy Tickets Online: Go F**k Yourself

Buy  online tickets to the event in Edmonton on November 18th.

Hell, even if you can’t come to the show buy some online tickets – it helps pay for video editing so we can hire ridiculously talented directors to cut the footage.
We’ll also be live-streaming the event on our Facebook group. If you aren’t already a member, join up… it’s bananas.

 

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[November 5] Civil War III – Travis Omen & Danny Epic vs Craig Maben & TK

Epic and Omen have been battling as a duo since before La Sparka had a beard.
TK and Craig Maben are up-and-coming cats from the hat.

See old school clash with new school and also there’s at least one stupid mustache.

 

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[November 2] – 23 – Starr vs Bishop

In this battle a rapper treks all the way from Colorado to Bellingham to get this Smoke.

 

Mike’s hair looks really nice in this one, too. Like/comment/share!

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[October 24, 2017] 23 – Stuey Newton vs Drako

I don’t know guys, it just seems unbelievable when Americans talk about having guns. Either way check out this crispy one round from Smoked Out Battles Washington chapter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSg1DnbkPkA

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Happy Anniversary, Champ!

It’s been one year since DP the Mercenary won the title. Congrats, Champ! You’re the frickin’ best.

google search Surrey DP for awful results

Heavy is the head that wears the crown! Here’s a picture of DP before winning the title just a year ago:

Now travel back in time with us to DP the Mercenary vs Stevie P to see the title match that started this sweet sweet year (spoiler: DP wins)

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Cope: With It in Toronto!

We’re all super pumped that Copasetic is representin’ on Smoked Out on World Domination 7. He’s gonna be the one to put Smoked Out on the map for real.

I mean… he is repping Smoked Out, right? Right? Cope?

Well here’s his latest drop on GZ Battles against BVB spielberg predator Jaws. Shout outs to Copasetic’s mom for selling King of the Dot socks and also for not punching Jaws in his namesake mid round.

Leave a comment about how attractive and funny all the staff at Smoked Out Battles are on the comments so we drive a bunch more traffic over to our channel alright?

 

Special shout outs to our very own Sleepy-P who got mentioned in the Caustic / Arcane grudge match. I’m sure they said something nice about him.

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[October 20, 2017] One in the Chamber – MPH vs Stabby Organs

FRESH FROM THE GROW HOUSE: In this one-rounder from Nanaimo, a man in a captain’s hat describes himself as a mythical beast and talks about putting cream cheese in his opponent’s anus, while his opponent describes himself as a magician and talks about pulling a rabbit out of his opponent’s anus.
If this isn’t battle rap, I don’t know what is.

 

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