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Click here for the Pay-Per-View link!

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The 5 Year is coming up and it’s going to be fire!

If you can’t make it out, cop the PPV for just $9.99 USD. (It had to be in USD, it was either that or Euros.)


https://ppv.smokedoutbattles.com

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GUYS WE HAD A FRIGGIN’ TITLE MATCH

AND IT WAS A GOSH-DARN HEATER

If you weren’t in the building – or if you didn’t cop that PPV – we don’t think you’re total trash, we just think you’re probably poor. And that’s alright.

Well it’s not alright, poverty sucks, and we hope that you get the things you need to lift you out of it.

While you’re eating your generic macaroni and cheese mixed with water instead of milk and butter, check out this title match on the wifi you’re undoubtedly pirating from your neighbour.

This could be the day everything turns around for you. It could be this moment. This battle.

Here’s to new beginnings.

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Notice how three days ago it was cold as fuck but now it’s sunny and thirty degrees warmer?
That’s because this heater was uploading through the internet tubes and getting ready to melt your face off like so much West Coast snow.

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Jisho may be the rookie of the year and is the self-identified Grow House Champ. In this battle, he calls Mother Theresa a ratchet. Cool.

Mongerz been at it for a minute but in his past few battles he’s been bringing nothing but heaters. He’s moving towards the title on some “slow and steady wins the race” steeze.

Like and share this video – and be sure to leave a YouTube comment talking about your favourite daytime TV house.

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Sonik shoots amazing, high quality video. Billy Shakes did a hack job butchery editing this.

Shout outs to every audio issue ever. Either way don’t let the wonky format make you miss the absolute heat rocks in this. Edmonton (Treaty Six!) stand up.

Share this on your facebook and tag one of your aunts or uncles in it. Tell them it reminded you of them and offer no explanation.

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If you want to know what a Canadian accent sounds like, listen to Stevie P say “Shout Out to Smoked Out” in the intro. Canadian af.

Also, dude’s name is pronounced DEE-MOAN not DEMONN apparently. Who know?

Like/comment/comment on international relations between Canada and the USA

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Move over maple syrup, Canada’s got a new top export that’s sweet and stick – Whoompthereitis.

Watch this super hot fire matchup between the head of For MCs by MCs and Smoked Out’s own dope-slangin’ flamingo.

Comment as if you are a Nigerian prince trying to find a North American backer to confuse the spammers.

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Billy Shakes here. Go Fuck Yourself was a blast. I somehow have signed up to edit the footage so I’ll be able to do some battle breakdowns as they’re released, but in the meantime here’s some quick deetz on the event:

Battle of the Night: Nekkbone vs Bannock Kardinal

The 2 on 2 was a close contender for battle of the night but it went kinda flaccid in the 3^rd.

Nekkbone has ridiculous charisma and crowd control. He’s fucking huge, he’s loud, and the crowd kept breaking into chants of “NEKKBONE… NEKKBONE… NEKKBONE”. Though Nekkbone hadn’t battled in for-fucking-ever, he looked totally comfortable against Bannock. Bannock, meanwhile, had a super tight performance in a 2 on 2 to kick the night off, and was on point again with Nekkbone...

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What up! You’re probably here looking for the Livestream of Go Fuck Yourself, happening in Edmonton tonight.
This is the right place to be tuned in – we’ll be going live at 8:45 PM right here.
Hit refresh on the page right around then to see the feed. The first battle will be at 9 PM so… roll one up, get some snacks, mix yourself a drink and get ready.

Meanwhile, can I suggest you check out the Vokab vs Swamptiger match, just below this one? It’s a good time.

OH SHIT WE  DIDN’T EVEN MENTION

There’s a text number you can text

and the message will pop up on the live feed

so tell people how you feel

or troll rappers

or whatever